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Slasher Stan, Outdoor Megastore's
Oligarch, Callously Crushes Camping Costs! |
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Sizzling Stan slashes porky prices on all camping gear
Stan the Outdoor Man is your camping king - he either stocks
or can obtain just about everything the camper could need,
including most top international tentage, groundsheets, a
massive range of sleeping bags, stoves, airbeds, pan sets,
water and waste carriers, portable loos, furniture,
mattresses, battery lights and ice boxes.
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You'll find all this
in our Bootle Bargain Bunker >>>> |
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Tents |
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It's the bivouacer's
bargain basement with bumper prices bushwacked.
Stan now makes it easy for you to enjoy your
nights under the stars with top quality camping
tents from names like Trigano, Khyam, Force Ten,
Robens, Jamet, Coleman, Campus, Aztec, Outwell,
Easy Camp, Sunncamp and Vango, all at the lowest
prices around. |
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Party Tents |
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Ooh you are awful but I like you!
You'll rave about our party tent price war. Be the
belle of the ball in our fun-filled fiesta of tents
for every gathering in the garden. |
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Tent Spares & Replacement
Parts |
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Bits & Bobs, This & That, One Thing & Another!
If you've broken it and need to fix it or you want
to soup up your canvas, you'll be looking in this
Department! Guy ropes, tent pegs, mallets and
poles. |
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Groundsheets |
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Get yerself a good grounding!
We are now offering 3 different types of
groundsheets in various sizes which will cover (geddit?)
the demands of everyone. From heavy duty PVC through
to eco-friendly mat, from the size of a postage
stamp through to a football pitch, you should find
what you're looking for! |
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Sleeping Bags |
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Slumber numbers from soporific Stan the shut-eye
man!
Be content in your tent! Indulge yourself in the
luxurious pleasure of the cosy comfort of one of our
huge range of top quality, dream-priced SLEEPING
BAGS from Rab, Khyam, Vango and Coleman!! |
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Air Beds, Pumps & Camping
Mats |
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Stamp out inflation and pump up the power!
Forgive the corny delivery but Stan is just an old
romantic at heart and we love to indulge him! Big
name airbeds, ready beds and mats at low, low
prices! |
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Self-inflating Mattresses |
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Super soft, super comfort, super prices!
Add that touch of luxury to your camping experience
with one of Stan's great selection of self-inflating
mattresses. Prepare to lie back and chill out!!! |
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Portable Toilets |
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Just the job!
The scope for lavatory humour in this section has
left Stan our master of wit and repartee almost
speechless. He has therefore deemed it beneath his
status to further lower the tone of this site with
lewd jokes. |
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Water Carriers |
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"Bung it in Gungadin you’re a better man than I."
So says Sonneteer Stan who thinks that Rudyard
Kipling makes exceedingly good cakes! |
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Outdoor Furniture |
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Stan is a fearless and bold adventurer!
Perhaps not in the Lewis and Clarke category more
the Don Estelle type of rugged outdoor macho man who
after braving a day in the wilderness likes to curl
up in comfort on any of our range of outdoor
furniture, have a nice cup of "eggy bread" and think
about his mum. Chairs, tables, kitchens, beds, the
lot! |
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Space Heaters |
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Hot, hot, hot!
A roasting range of heaters to keep you campers and
caravanners as warm as a Monkey's Bum! |
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Domestic Appliances |
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Blissful Bargains!
The little things you need for Camping comfort -
kettles, clocks, washing lines, bins etc. |
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Camping Stoves and Gas
Regulators |
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Come on Baby light my fire!!
Stan has cooked up some incredible deals on a great
range of top camping stoves. No more cooking
excuses! Top names such as Burdens, Campingaz,
Coleman, Gelert, MSR, Sunngas and Trangia. |
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Pan Sets & Dinnerware |
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One thing that Stan loves as
much as the great outdoors is his grub!!
Stan always says "call me anything you like, but
don't call me late for me dinner." So cook up an
alfresco feast with these pan sets, dinnerware and
kettles at a price that will make your mouth water! |
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Portable Fridges & Cool
Boxes |
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Sit out and share a cold one with Springtime Stan!
No need to get overheated - enjoy your food and
drink from one of Stan's mega fridges and cool
boxes. |
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Camping Lanterns & Torches |
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Trip the light fantastic with Springtime Stan!
Stan's light section gives you all you need for
total enlightenment! |
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Electrical Goods |
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May the force be with you!
If it's light and power you need, you've come to the
right place!! |
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Buy From Us Online |
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If you haven't got time to visit the store,
then motivate the mouse and point it at our very own
Outdoor Megastore,
the original and biggest on-line camping equipment retailer in
the UK.
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Stan's Tent Showroom |
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Come and visit Stan's new purpose-built
tent showroom!
His Gargantuan Gallery of tents at
foolishly floored fees is bursting with bargain bivouacs!! |
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Outdoor Megastore Vouchers |
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Save-Away Stan the Voucher Man Gives away Free
Vouchers to print & spend >>>> |
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