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In addition to being a sex-goddess, daring diva, and taking your orders over the internet, Sauce-boat Stanetta will be only too pleased to grace you with her august presence by taking orders on our womanned
(and what a specimen of a woman) 0845 130 8982 hotline.
This line will be womanned from 9.00am to 5.00pm Monday-Friday, Saturday
9am-1pm and there's a message system available at all other times, for you who feel unworthy to speak directly to "Her Sauciness," (Swooning teenage fans please do not clog the message box with outpourings of adoration as we need the money to keep Svelte Stanetta
in the manner to which she is accustomed). We will of course
be happy to deal with any customer complaints (perish the
thought) on this line and aim to resolve them there and
then.
Important Bit - Order Enquiries and
Stock Enquiries
BEWARE, if you use the
Hotline or the e-mail addresses below for other enquiries you may be greeted by Stanetta who has been known to terrorize a time
waster at 40 feet with one lash of her toxic tongue.
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Stock
Enquiries
Stock enquiries must be channelled by email
to the Sage Stannio at: sales@outdoormegastore.co.uk.
Please do not use this e-mail address
for returns as your request will not
be dealt with at that address. For returns, you must
use
admin@outdoormegastore.co.uk.
Already placed your order?
Stan fans enquiring about orders they
have already placed should email us at: sales@outdoormegastore.co.uk
Please do not use
this e-mail address for returns as your
request will not be dealt with at that
address. For returns, you must use
admin@outdoormegastore.co.uk.
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