In addition to being a sex-goddess, daring diva, and taking your orders over the internet, Sauce-boat Stanetta will be only too pleased to grace you with her august presence by taking orders on our womanned (and what a specimen of a woman) 0845 130 8982 hotline.

This line will be womanned from 9.00am to 5.00pm Monday-Friday, Saturday 9am-1pm and there's a message system available at all other times, for you who feel unworthy to speak directly to "Her Sauciness," (Swooning teenage fans please do not clog the message box with outpourings of adoration as we need the money to keep Svelte Stanetta in the manner to which she is accustomed). We will of course be happy to deal with any customer complaints (perish the thought) on this line and aim to resolve them there and then.

Important Bit - Order Enquiries and Stock Enquiries

BEWARE, if you use the Hotline or the e-mail addresses below for other enquiries you may be greeted by Stanetta who has been known to terrorize a time waster at 40 feet with one lash of her toxic tongue.

Stock Enquiries Stock enquiries must be channelled by email to the Sage Stannio at: sales@outdoormegastore.co.uk. Please do not use this e-mail address for returns as your request will not be dealt with at that address. For returns, you must use admin@outdoormegastore.co.uk. Already placed your order? Stan fans enquiring about orders they have already placed should email us at: sales@outdoormegastore.co.uk Please do not use this e-mail address for returns as your request will not be dealt with at that address. For returns, you must use admin@outdoormegastore.co.uk.