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Corporate/Group Customers
Co-operative Stannio courts corporate
cashflow!
Dangerous Discounting for Bulk Buying |
It's those Girl
Guides from
3rd Cranleigh, Surrey again!!
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Stan yearns to be a FATCAT (he's
been called similar!) and the quickest route to Boardroom
Bacchanalia is a Blitzkrieg Bonanza for Bulk Buying Bursars.
A Jumbo Junket for Bulbous Behemoths! |
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Corporate Wear
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Due to the Stantastic response to our
group and corporate sales section, our eager entrepreneur
has seized the moment (or was it the payroll?) & proudly
announces the opening of his all dancing, all dealing,
Corporate Wear Department. For the sake of a cheap
cliché he will now refer to this new discount dungeon as
our Corporate "Wear"house. As guardian of the gutter it is
his duty to maintain standards (& the three ex-wives who
know of his whereabouts) & bring to you, the bulk buyer, the
same level of pathetic pun & jaundiced joke that the rest of
his ever burgeoning fan club, already enjoy.
To compensate for the paucity of
culture, he will, as always, provide you with the highest
quality, lowest priced merchandise (that ever fell off the
back of a lorry) that the new found purchasing power he
enjoys with the designers, since he had the operation,
allows. He's kicking off with a range of
Jackets, Fleeces, Trousers & Accessories that can be branded
with the logo of your own body for a sliver more silver.
This is it shipmates the start of
something huge, something meaningful, in these dark days of
stock market slides & revamped regulations. Our hero will
take his leave now, for the lure of the Lear and his Bovril
before bed. Clickaway, clickaway, clickaway corporate band!
Click here.
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Corporate and Group Discounts
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Nothing is too large for Stannio, the
budding internet entrepreneur, (Stellios watch your step).
He purchases his products in bulk. Therefore, he has the
ability to pass on enormous cost savings to customers, who
themselves, may wish to purchase in large quantities (you're
my kind of people, let's talk turkey). We supply to Scout
Groups (Stannio is proud to announce that he has
personally kitted out the 3rd Cranleigh Guides), Youth Clubs, Colleges & Universities, Adventure
Holiday organisers, the Forces (they strike a hard bargain)
and Companies who require customer giveaways and/or
corporate clothing, at hugely discounted prices.
Any
organisation, club or group who wish to knock us out with an
order that is huge and mouthwatering, mammoth and marvellous,
one that involves great big cheques with lots of nice zeros
on them, Platinum cards, money orders, wire transfers,
letters of credit, you get the picture, let's have some
glamour in our lives, fly first class, bathe in bubbly,
order a second portion of chips!
Come on you lovely
Leviathans click
here to get some personal service from the one and
only Strapping Stannetta and tell her why you are so
deserving of discount!
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