Ooh you are awful but I like you!
You'll rave about our party tent price war. Be the belle of the ball in our fun-filled fiesta of tents, gazebos and canopies for every gathering in the garden.

"Anyone fancy another burger?"
A fine choice for fresh air fun or garage gallivanting!

Can't get to Fortnum & Mason?
Prefer fry up's to foie gras? Step inside for Picnic Rucksacks and Rugs & Take the grub that you love for an alfresco feast.

No more huddling together to keep warm!
Make those warm evenings last forever with Stan's patio heaters.

Stan is a fearless and bold adventurer!
Perhaps not in the Lewis and Clarke category more the Don Estelle type of rugged outdoor macho man who after braving a day in the wilderness likes to curl up in comfort on any of our range of outdoor furniture, have a nice cup of "eggy bread" and think about his mum.

Total necessity if you are downwind of our intrepid explorer after fish, chips and mushy peas!
Traditional British windbreaks made to endure years of wear and tear. Various sizes available. (Reenact Benny Hill sketches on Blackpool beach).

A Coleman/Campingaz Blow out of Bargains from Stan the Inflatable man!
He's huffed and puffed to make sure prices are stuffed in his overblown orgy of important inflatables!!!