This quality 240v electrical appliance has a 450ml capacity and comes complete with 2 cups, 2 spoons, water level indicator, auto shut-off at boiling point (Stan could do with one of these), safety cut-off at dry boil, tidy cord storage, concealed heating element for easy cleaning, stainless steel kettle body.  

RRP: £25
All the rage!
Megastore Price:   £22.99 (€29.20) 

Draws 15 amps, 135 watts (is also good at watercolours). Can be used with car cigarette socket and all other 12volt adapters. 

RRP: £15.50
Thinned!
Megastore Price:   £13.99 (€17.77) 

One litre jug kettle for use with 24 volt truck socket (goes well with Yorkie). Draws 15 amps, 135 watts. 

RRP: £16.90
Chunked!
Megastore Price:   £14.99 (€19.04) 

A 12volt bug murderer with no chemicals or odour. Works by attracting flies to fluorescent tube. Keeps corpses fresh for use in Eccles cakes. 

RRP: £20
Tasty!
Megastore Price:   £17.99 (€22.85) 

A mains powered bug killer that attracts insects with its ultra-violet light. It contains a rechargeable battery that is good for 10 hours of continuous use from one charge. Easy hanging, no noise, lethal. Comes complete with AC 230V charging adaptor and miniature funeral parlour. Height is 35cm and Diameter 21cm.  

RRP: £21.9
Zapped!
Megastore Price:   £19.99 (€25.39) 

A battery powered (1 x AAA) alarm clock which includes, thermometer (where do you keep it), timer, calendar, light and folding stand.  

RRP: £10
Cheeky!
Megastore Price:   £6.99 (€8.88) 

A battery powered radio (2 x AA) (Stan goes to meetings there) with FM/MW/SW frequency - 10 band radio option.  

RRP: £8
Programmed!
Megastore Price:   £7.99 (€10.15) 

A washing line on a reel with clothes pegs included (gypsies redundant).  

RRP: £4
Travelled!
Megastore Price:   £2.99 (€3.80) 

A clothing or towel airer that hooks securely over doors, in or out of windows (Great for ghost impressions).  

RRP: £6.50
Spooked!
Megastore Price:   £5.99 (€7.61) 

Ultrasonic violet tube attracts and exterminates bugs with extreme prejudice. It's nothing personal. 

RRP: £27.40
Make my day!
Megastore Price:   £24.99 (€31.74) 

Plastic waste bag holder with lifting lid and solid base (hard to knock over when over tired and emotional). Dismantles for easy transport and storage. 

RRP: £6
Steady!
Megastore Price:   £5.00 (€6.35) 

A hand operated (just crank the handle) washing machine that will wash 4lbs of washing under pressure (you have to shout at it). 

RRP: £40
Listen 'ere!
Megastore Price:   £34.99 (€44.44) 

A mains powered mini twin-tub washing machine (do both the cats) which is ideal for camping, caravanning, studio flats, holiday homes, etc. Washes and spins up to 1.5kg of clothes (dry weight) using 15 minute washing timer and 5 minute spin timer. Can be filled using the inlet hose or directly with jug (drink the cider first). Complete with drain hose. CE approved.  

RRP: £90
Whiskered!
Megastore Price:   £79.99 (€101.59) 

A mains powered portable washing machine which is ideal for camping, caravanning, studio flats, holiday homes, etc. Washes and spins up to 1.5kg of clothes (dry weight) using 15 minute washing timer. Can be filled using the inlet hose or directly with jug (drink the cider first). Complete with drain hose. CE approved.  

RRP: £60
Cored!
Megastore Price:   £49.99 (€63.49) 

A mains powered portable tumble dryer which is ideal for camping, caravanning, studio flats, holiday homes, etc. Tumble dries up to 1.2kg of wet clothes using 2 programme easy set timer. Safety catch on door (keeps the cat out) and convenient carry handles. 420 watts. CE approved.  

RRP: £150
Clawed!
Megastore Price:   £109.99 (€139.69)