Contains 2 x Figure of 8 strips each measuring 75cm and a Kadar gusset strip (Stan paid extra for his from a Romanian lap dancer) measuring 1.5 metres in length. Ideal for the attachment of smaller awnings to your motorhome, e.g. the Outdoor Revolution Movelite awning. 

RRP: £20
Ping Ponged!
Megastore Price:   £14.99 (€19.04) 

Contains 3 x Figure of 8 strips (Stanetta learnt her moves in the Brownies) each measuring 75cm and a Kadar gusset strip measuring 2.25 metres in length. Ideal for the attachment of larger awnings to your motorhome, e.g. the Outdoor Revolution Movelite XL, Nomad 3, Khyam Motordomes, etc. 

RRP: £25
Veiled!
Megastore Price:   £19.99 (€25.39) 

Contains a shockcorded (it saw Stan's bar bill) alloy pole measuring 2.7 metres in length and five attachment clamps. The pole is threaded through a sleeve in the gusset of the Motordome Classic and the camps are then applied to the pole and then attached to the motorhome rail. Only for use on a Motordome Classic (2006 or newer) or on any similar sized awning offering a pole sleeve.  

RRP: £25
Swallowed!
Megastore Price:   £22.99 (€29.20) 

Individual figure of 8 plastic strips (make great handcuffs for S&M fans) (75cm in length) for attaching awnings, porches or motorhome awnings to either caravans or motorhomes 

RRP: £8
Screwed!
Megastore Price:   £4.99 (€6.34)